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Scratch (Program)

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This is not to be confused with Scratch (website). If you manage to confuse the two, you are a dumbass.

Behold, the shitty program that spawned all of the shitty projects circulating Scratch itself. And this shit had multiple versions too, but most of them just add 3 pretty new blocks at a time. It's always going to be shit, and nothing you do will prevent it from being shit. Ever.


Before Scratch 1.xxx[edit | edit source]

Everything before 1.x looked like absolute shit. The first version is all black and white because the Scratch Team were being emos at the time designing the shitty program. It is believed that they were cutting their wrists while designing 0.1.

Not like Scratch version "0.who gives a horse's ass" looked any better. Someone in the Scratch Team must have thought that the program wasn't gay enough for little kids to enjoy, because it has colors all over the fucking place.

EMO SCRATCH.
Scratch: Originally designed for emos.
GAY SCRATCH
Now Scratch doesn't look emo. It looks gay.


Scratch 1.X[edit | edit source]

After the failures that were spawned from the unholy asses of the Scratch Team, they decided to re-make the entire shitty thing with the same concept of stacking blocks together, but make it a combination of emo and gay, and what came out was Scratch 1.0.

Scratch 1.0[edit | edit source]

After 3 or more years of circle jerking and occasionally working on the program for a few seconds a day, the Scratch Team decided that they should actually work on something for once and shat this abomination out. It had more blocks than the previous versions (that were private, because everyone at the ST are greedy hogs that want more), and also had a better looking color scheme in general.

The faggy interface
The interface isn't that terrible, but still sucked ass.

Scratch 1.1 through 1.4[edit | edit source]

They are all the same thing as 1.0, but with very slight differences. But since all of the little kids are absolutely stupid, they ate it up anyway and praised the Scratch Team as their holy lord and saviors. There is no real point in looking over these, as NOTHING MAJOR WAS CHANGED.

Scratch 2.0[edit | edit source]

While in the MIT, one person in the ST, who was obviously high, said "Hey, let's take our popular program, and fuck it sideways!" Instead of being smart and disagreeing with the dickhead, they agreed and proceeded to tear 1.4 apart. What came out was some shitty, bug filled abomination to the entire internet. Scratch 2.0. It has more bugs and glitches than Sonic '06, and it has about as many useless things as a swiss army knife.

The faggy interface 2.0
It may not look like shit now, but as soon as you use it, expect it to crash on you faster than you can say "HOLY FUCK"

Scratch 3.0[edit | edit source]

As if that wasn't good enough, in 2019, the ST decided to fuck up their program yet again, and what came out was an unusable pile of shit that stunk to high hell and broke all the "projects" made by 8-year-olds.

Scratch Jr.[edit | edit source]

Did you ever get a huge brain pain from the oh so hard scripting required for Scratch? Well this miscarriage is perfect for you! Introducing Scratch Jr., an absolutely useless program with shitty art at best. And the worst part is? It's for iFags and Droidfags only. You know, for teh kidz.

WHAT THE FUCK.
This is what the shit looked like in development.
WHAT THE SERIOUS FUCK
HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT THING

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See Also[edit | edit source]

Projects Scratch (website)